she was ABout to put a fukING BANDAGE ON It
yeah have u ever met a school nurse..
#AU where they work for 4 different assassin agencies#and they are all given the same target#Zayn Malik son of powerful business man who’s writing a book about assassins#and so they track Zayn find him all fall in love with him and they all bang#BYE (awoopsehdaiseh)
me after chris didn’t say allison’s code:
"Does she get drunk and ruin family parties?"
American Horror Story: Freakshow | Fallen Angel x
Alcohol vs marijuana
The Ashleys (Recess, 1997-2001)
DO YOU REALISE THAT THESE GIRLS ARE THE CLUELESS CHARACTERS?
That point in a piece of fanfiction where you can tell something embarrassing is about to happen so you start fucking around on tumblr because you’re a huge baby with a crippling overabudance of empathy.
I do this with every media I consume. I pause movies and have to walk around and prepare myself for second-hand embarrassment sometimes.